Dual....:-)
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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