dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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