I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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