Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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