NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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