Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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