that's an acceptable place to lick
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Just high enough for therapy.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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