The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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