Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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