I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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