Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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