there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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