I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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