It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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