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what?
penguin condom
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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