Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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