Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This is not my ceiling
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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