Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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