The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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