Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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