...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
