Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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