I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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