Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's official drugs can't kill me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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