You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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