You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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