when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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