I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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