i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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