he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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