The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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