is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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