I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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