And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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