If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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