P.S. I can't hear my feet
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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