scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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