Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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