i permit you to call me
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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