He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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