I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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