If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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