there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
whose ass print is on the piano?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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