playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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