Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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