I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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