I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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