why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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