a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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