The maid of honor just puked.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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