No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Enjoy the penises
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