is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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