I heard we made out
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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