sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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