remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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