you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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